Returning to MSU at Fifty-four

Returning to MSU at Fifty-four

Things to do:

Buy low-hanging denim trousers.

Buy strap to suspend trousers.

Reminder: Do not try to run while wearing trousers.

Knit a Seven Dwarfs Dopey hat. Wear.

Attempt to endure a two-hour lab while wearing hat.

Attempt facial hair. No, forget that.

Practice one-hand texting.

Buy tennis shoes with wide laces.

Don’t tie laces

Learn to use the palm reader at the gym entrance.

Buy black and white backpack. Lots of straps.

Strap a skateboard to backpack.