Earth Day Today

It’s Earth Day.

What can you do? REsolve to not wash your hair for a week. If you are already not doing that, change the resolution to a month.

Cancel your airline tickets.

Walk to work. Barefoot.

Launder clothes only after 8 wearings.

Eat parched corn.

Turn off all lights and heat and air conditioning.

Flush only once per day.

That’s what righteousness requires.

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